Don’t Feed the Bear

They never heard the grizzly bear
When he approached in the dark of night.
“Give me all of your food.” He said.
“And everything will be all right.”

So they emptied their burlaps of bacon and beans
To dispel the threat from the beast.
He gorged his belly and let go a belch,
Then promptly ate them for an ample feast.

© Phyllis Rogers Dec 11, 2017

This guy will show you what to do if you meet a grizzly:

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